zaynrand:

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IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES 

221bthefinalfrontier:

“‘Ssa mttffphrrr, Jhohnn”

221bthefinalfrontier:

“‘Ssa mttffphrrr, Jhohnn”

syrahkiyaiyu:

How do you just “forget” about England

420shawty:

this is an unhealthy disfiguration called straight ass pussy bitch disease in which the patient suffers from THC deficiency. their eyes turn blue instead of the regular cool 420 red eye real n*gga shit just blaze it u square mothafucka

charliemcdonnell:

how my emotions work

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meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

profoak:

i want this tattoo’d all over my body 

w-for-wumbo:

leftforbed:

emilie-xo:

party-balloons:

when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video

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Hahahahaha

when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time

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i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….

"why did you post that" 

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gangstapayne:

the next ed sheeran album will be called minus. then divide. then he’ll hit him with a bit of the quadratic formula. the pythagorean theorem. slope intercept form. all the way leading up ed sheeran greatest hits: math u dont give 2 shits about

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

tsutori:

badoutlawwolf:

mnlmnz:

askfordoodles:

napoleon-and-the-bonapartes:

This bird knows he looks amazing.

Frogmouths are indeed very handsome devils…

Until they open their mouth…

and you realize they are basically bird muppets.

… no comment…
For extra lulz check out these awesome birds’ awkward baby photos:


I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE HEAD TO BODY RATIO TO BE SO CLOSE TO JUST 1:1

This is a “The Expectation vs The Reality” picture in bird form.

Frogmouths are adorable ‘nuff said

tsutori:

badoutlawwolf:

mnlmnz:

askfordoodles:

napoleon-and-the-bonapartes:

This bird knows he looks amazing.

Frogmouths are indeed very handsome devils…

Until they open their mouth…

and you realize they are basically bird muppets.

… no comment…

For extra lulz check out these awesome birds’ awkward baby photos:

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE HEAD TO BODY RATIO TO BE SO CLOSE TO JUST 1:1

This is a “The Expectation vs The Reality” picture in bird form.

Frogmouths are adorable ‘nuff said

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